With Gina Field, Nepean Regional Security IS it just me, or are people driving like maniacs of late? Like coma-like affected zombie boneheads?  The other day I was driving, singing (really poorly, might I add), doing the speed limit as you do when you’re a law-abiding citizen, when this w – anchor screams past me […]

I WAS working night shift the other night doing security, and of course it’s cold, lonely. That’s when your mind starts to wander – well mine does anyway – and I thought about the person in a 100-piece orchestra that plays the triangle?  I mean, it’s an important role..right?  Then I wonder if anyone has ever […]

I was in the Gym parking lot the other day, just sitting there playing away on Facebook, and I happened to notice very young, very fit people attempting to park and then enter the Gym. So, as I picked the stray hair that had grown from the bottom of my chin with tweezers, I continued […]

With Gina Field, Nepean Regional Security Hello, my fans and air-conditioners (we need them at the moment) I feel like I have moved to Vanuatu.  So here we are in 2024; in the blink of an eye, the beloved 2023 has come, delivered, and gone (a little like an Uber driver with a Maccas order). […]

IS it just me or have people noticed the (Jaws music please) the New Year’s Resolution walkers!? Run for your lives, they are taking up our streets, roads, footpaths and even parks, they are everywhere, don’t feed after dark or add water. Yes folks these are the people that you never see all year round, […]

With Gina Field, Nepean Regional Security Ahh, the wonderful time of Christmas, cheers and beers and maybe family tears as they say. I was listening to the good old Chrissy songs the other night, and realised the same old crap comes on year after year. Same songs, same regurgitated lyrics, same singers, maybe a couple […]

Ahhh the Joys and the pitfalls of giving birth…… your wonderful bundle of joy has turned 18 and guess what? You as the doting parent have been asked (told, informed, directed) that it is your duty to throw a party in honour of them getting to this milestone. Now, I will inform you that before […]

With Gina Field, Nepean Regional Security WHO attended the real festival in Penrith? I reckon the whole city was there and their dogs. The subject matter of the bonehead has really intrigued me for a long time and the study of the human forces is even better. It is like I can buy popcorn at […]